Interlude to the adventure
INTERLUDE TO THE ADVENTURE PART 2
1.
Baru dapat permainan baru. Permainan yang boleh menyemburkan sinaran merah tepat pada sasaran. A.R.Ff seronok. Setiap pelosok ruang realiti dan maya dia sinari dengan cahaya merah itu.
Datang idea bernas.
Mencapai langsir, menolaknya ke tepi, menghulur kepala di luar jendela, disasarnya ke bawah, tepat atas jalanraya.
B.Di pelik, lampu merah datang dari mana? Al toleh ke atas, Him mendongak, aku kabut.
Pekikan kuat, memaksa A.R.Ff henti bersoronok, tergelak. Dia tidak sedar.
Muncul lembaga-lembaga di setiap jendela dan pintu. Aku masih tersenyum, tidak menyedari. B.Di dan Al dan Him pun tersenyum, memikirkan perkara lawak: lembaga-lembaga ingat kami bergaduh!!!
Hahahaha….
2.
Him masih memicit butang telefon bimbit. Aku terkesima, terliur.
Him perasan, dia menghulur. Aku menyambut, tanpa toleh kiri kanan.
Him masih memicit butang telefon bimbit. Aku, gembira tak terkira.
Aku menghulur kembali. Him tidak menyambut, sekadar menoleh, matanya masih di skrin telefon bimbit.
Aku tersenyum, Him melihat dengan sepenuh hati. Tangannya sudah habis memicit.
Him terkesima; maggi lesap, tinggal kuah!!!
Hampeh…
3.
"Dilarang bermain gitar dalam Islam, haram. Benda-benda yang berunsurkan petikan tali adalah haram. Ingat" (A.Z.Mn, Cafe Taylors)
Minggu hadapan A.Z.Mn enak mendendangkan lagu Metallica dengan gitar baru kepada kami.
Huh…
4.
Siapakah gerangan yang sentiasa memesan memakan maggi tidak sihat dan tidak membantu dalam pembinaan otak?
Aku.
Sekian…
Reference:
1. arepp tangah gila meng"laser" lampu. Abis semua orang kluar ingat ada orang gaduh bila jerit kuat2. 2. ini kisah klasik ngan baim. 3. ini gila lawak, jeme. 4. itu sekadar peringatan.
4:50 pm - 1-30-2007
Aku masih memicit butang telefon bimbit..kod2 yg dihantar oleh agen CIA sukar untuk ditafsir..aku tersenyum lebar, teka teki dpt diselesaikan..tamat mereply..masa utk menyambung memakan maggi..ARGHHH!!!..maggi dah separuh lesap..kuah sahaja yg tinggal..yg lain..???(gampang ko nas..kata ku di dalam hati)
5:07 pm - 1-30-2007
owh, rupa2nya, ibrahim pon bermain2 ayat di sini, dengan kata2 monolognya. ahahahaha, lawak sehh bila teringat kes ni.
8:59 am - 1-31-2007
eh, serius ke haram main gitar??ke, tu korg punye falsafah sndri??
11:58 am - 1-31-2007
adeih, biar betol ko tak tau. bukan haram, tp cuma salah di sisi Islam. tak di galakkan bermain musik keturunan gitar dan sewaktu dengannya. tp jeme kata haram, aku pon tak pasti…..
3:26 pm - 1-31-2007
napo haram??kalo betol haram laa…
5:57 pm - 2-1-2007
haha…serious ak pun dah lupa kejadian2 ni…. ko patut jadi hard drive ak arr anaz…ak memory xleh pakai… haha
3:51 am - 2-2-2007
arep2…kalo memory hard drive ko tak leh pakai, abes tu ko gne memory mane skunk nih??wakaka…
5:27 am - 2-10-2007
Narrated Abu ‘Amir or Abu Malik Al-Ash’ari that he heard the Prophet s.a.w. saying, “From among my followers there will be some people who will consider illegal sexual intercourse, the wearing of silk, the drinking of alcoholic drinks, and the use of musical instruments as lawful. And (from them), there will be some who will stay near the side of a mountain, and in the evening their shepherd will come to them with their sheep and ask them for something, but they will say to him, ‘Return to us tomorrow.’ Allah will destroy them during the night and will let the mountain fall on them, and Allah will transform the rest of them into monkeys and pigs and they will remain so till the Day of Resurrection.”
[Bukhari 7:494 ]
Ini hadith sohih bukhari, bukan hadith dhaif. Memang la kita ni banyak buat bende yg kita tak sepatotnya buat. Kalau yang dah main guitar tu (contohnya aku), paling penting jangan nak gatal pergi buat show atau main di khalayak ramai pulak. Tetapi aku tidak mahu jadi org yg membuatkan perkara haram jadi halal. Pokoknya memang haram la. Ala kalau pike lojik pon mmg music ni membazir masa. Tetapi kita banyak buat bende membazir masa lain mcm main game, tgk tv, etc.
Ini pula fatwa Shaykh Ibn Baz, ulama’ besar zaman sekarang.
Shaykh Ibn Baz (may Allah have mercy on him) said in Majmoo’ al-Fataawa, 3/423-424:
“Ma’aazif refers to singing and musical instruments. The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) told us that at the end of time there will come a people who will allow these things just as they will allow alcohol, zina and silk. This is one of the signs of his Prophethood, for all of this has happened. The hadeeth indicates that [musical instruments] are haram (prohibited), and condemns those who say they are halal (permissible), just as it condemns those who say that alcohol and zina are allowed. The aayaat and ahaadeeth that warn against singing and musical instruments are many indeed. Whoever claims that Allaah has allowed singing and musical instruments is lying and is committing a great evil. We ask Allaah to keep us from obeying our desires and the Shaytaan. Even worse and more seriously sinful than that are those who say it is mustahabb. Undoubtedly this stems from ignorance about Allaah and His Religion; it is insolent blasphemy against Allaah and lying about His Laws.
What is mustahabb (recommended) is to beat on the daff [simple hand drum] at weddings. This is mustahabb for women only, in order to announce the wedding and to distinguish it from fornication. There is nothing wrong with women singing amongst themselves, accompanied by the daff, so long as the songs contain no words that encourage evil or distract people from their duties. It is also a condition that this should take place among women only, and there should be no mixing with men. It should also not cause any annoyance or disturbance to neighbours. What some people do, of amplifying such singing with loudspeakers is evil, because of the disturbance it causes to other Muslims, neighbours and others. It is not permissible for women, in weddings or on other occasions, to use any instrument other than the daff, such as the oud, violin, rebab (stringed instrument) and so on. This is evil, and the only concession that women are given is that they may use the daff.
As for men, it is not permissible for them to play any kind of musical instrument, whether at weddings or on any other occasion. What Allaah has prescribed for men is training in the use of instruments of war, such as target practice or learning to ride horses and competing in that, using spears, shields, tanks, airplanes and other things such as cannons, machine guns, bombs and anything else that may help jihaad for the sake of Allah.”
6:06 am - 2-10-2007
thanks arep, wow, this is really hard to get comment..
5:45 pm - 12-8-2008
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